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Reddit!

So.... Usually I don't post stuff about products or services or things.

However!

Reddit is my favorite thing.

So many things to read for free! I use it almost every day. And it's awesome. :)

It's easy to find new posts on too!

And you can edit your subreddits... Yeah.

Just check it out already. :)

Gooooo here!

/copypasta

My bucket list

1. Milk bucket

2. Metal bucket

3. Wood bucket

4. Sandcastle bucket

5.Helicopter fire extinguishing bucket

6. Excavator bucket

7. Paint bucket

8. The bucket I'm going to kick

Bender

Many of you may have heard of Slender. A select few may be aware of Splendor. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present:

Bender

Now when i say that i'll make my own something with blackjack and hookers, you needn't be so confused or offended.

I can't be alone here...

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but these are the most simplistic and relevant lyrics in the world. The Beatles nailed it with this one.

Oh yeah, I'll tell you somethingI think you'll understandWhen I say that somethingI want to hold your hand

I want to hold your handI want to hold your hand
Oh please say to meYou'll let me be your manAnd please say to meYou'll let me hold your hand

You'll let me hold your handI want to hold your hand

And when I touch you I feel happy insideIt's such a feeling that my loveI can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide

Yeah, you got that somethingI think you'll understandWhen I say that somethingI want to hold your hand

I want to hold your handI want to hold your hand

And when I touch you I feel happy insideIt's such a feeling that my loveI can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide

Yeah, you got that somethingI think you'll understandWhen I feel that somethingI want to hold your hand

I want to hold your handI want to hold your handI want to hold your hand

Love is not a game

Apparently some people think this is funny. It's not. I'm seriously trying to vent my secret feelings of love and affection toward others and you people are just laughing at me. It's not okay. Here goes another one. This one is dedicated to all the haters.

Dear invisible,
I can't see you. Where are you?
sincerely,
blind man.

Dear canteloupe,
why not?
sincerely,
vegas.

Dear goldilocks,
while you're over there messing with the three bears, i'm here setting up our cottage with perfect porridge, chairs and beds for us.
sincerely,
prince charming.

Dear narcolepsy,
I wish we could take a nap.
sincerely,
baggy eyes.

Dear dexterous,
Can we hang out more? I really think we should hang out more? Let's hang out more? done.
sincerely,
misses you.

Dear comrades,
yes, I will be your facebook friend. We're already more than that irl.
sincerely,
trusts you.

Dear lemon meringue,
You're delicous. Let's touch lips again. Like right now.
sincerely,
hungry hungry hippo.

Dear deer,
bleet.
sincerely,
baaaaaaaaaaaah.

and finally,
Dear redditor,
We should make babies together. Plutonic friendship babies. Of awesomeness.
sincerely,
OP

The game. You just lost.

Skrillex. - the mane illex

Hi everyone. This is sonny Moore, aka. Skrillex.

He is discriminated against by many for being in the forefront of a mainstream genre of music. Generally it is hipsters and other underground music lovers who tend to hate skrillex, but they don't know that he started out just as underground.

At the ripe old age of 16, sonny was lead singer for the hardcore band from first to last, for whom he recorded vocals on two albums and concurrently toured with.

Sonny only started performing as skrillex in 2008, and was literally an underground artist, performing in small clubs and venues, often beneath the ground, in l.a. He had to endure humble beginnings and carve out his new style in order to define himself and separate himself from his old band.

He was taken under the wing of electronic dance music legend deadmau5 and signed to his label mau5trap, and skrillex and deadmau5 worked together improving each others styles and toured the most epic tour of all tours.

Skrillex's popularity blossomed and with the rise of dubstep into mainstream music, his fan base surpassed deadmau5 leading him to start his own label, OWSLA, on which he signs young up and coming artists much like he once was.

Skrillex became so popular in fact that he won three Grammys in 2011. Best dance recording for the title track "scary monsters and nice sprites", best dance/electronica album (big category people) for "scary monsters and nice sprites", and best remix for "cinema"

Not only was it amazing that he won all these awards, he also beat out industry magnates like d. Guetta, Wolfgang gartner, and his mentor and lifelong friend, deadmau5.

Next time you criticize skrillex (I'm looking at you blondie and clone man) at least I hope you can do it knowing he's a human being, an accomplished artist, and most of all, more famous than you.

Dear friend of friend,
I don't need you either.
Sincerely,
Heartbroken. :(

Dear taken,
I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kiss you. I have a particular set of skills. Skills that make people like you fall in love.
Sincerely,
Neeson.

Dear pianist,
Lets make beautiful music together.
Sincerely,
Composer.

Dear Mumford,
You're okay, call me when you win a Grammy.
Sincerely,
Skrillex.

Dear taco enthusiast,
You're a little too old for me, and my height isn't really your business.
Sincerely,
Nachos.

Dear gorgeous,
You had your chance.
Sincerely,
Stunning.

Dear beauty,
We can make it work. We just have to try.
Sincerely,
beast.

Dear tall dark handsome,
You're a little bit creepy... I'd appreciate it if you didn't follow me around in the woods at night :/
But I'm falling for you anyway.
Sincerely,
Jackson.

Dear hair everywhere,
Hair. Everywhere.
Sincerely,
Harry.

Dear Kira...

Dear stubborn glass,
I feel like you're really cold. Why the rejection?
Sincerely,
shivering.

Dear hipster,
They're not as good as you say they are, but i still respect your opinion.
Love,
tasteless.

Dear tazer,
That was shocking! You're electric! Lets make a circuit ;)
Sincerely,
Don't taze me bro.

Dear helicopter,
It's toilet time for tiny town.
Sincerely,
el Barto.

Dear 5'8",
Hi again, try other things. There's more to life than your favorite succulent hobbies. Like me.
Sincerely,
frustrated.

Dear angel,
I feel like we met in a previous life.
Love,
Mere mortal.

Dear walking on ice,
You should wear grippier shoes.
Sincerely,
Ice is dangerous.

Dear bridge,
Be taller. When I jump I want it to work.
Sincerely,
Gravity.

Dear mustache,
One quick shave and you would be my perfect girl.
Sincerely,
Caterpillar kiss.

Dear copycat,
It's okay if you want to dress like me, I look good.
Sincerely,
Snazzily dressed man.