Dear Kira...

Dear stubborn glass,
I feel like you're really cold. Why the rejection?
Sincerely,
shivering.

Dear hipster,
They're not as good as you say they are, but i still respect your opinion.
Love,
tasteless.

Dear tazer,
That was shocking! You're electric! Lets make a circuit ;)
Sincerely,
Don't taze me bro.

Dear helicopter,
It's toilet time for tiny town.
Sincerely,
el Barto.

Dear 5'8",
Hi again, try other things. There's more to life than your favorite succulent hobbies. Like me.
Sincerely,
frustrated.

Dear angel,
I feel like we met in a previous life.
Love,
Mere mortal.

Dear walking on ice,
You should wear grippier shoes.
Sincerely,
Ice is dangerous.

Dear bridge,
Be taller. When I jump I want it to work.
Sincerely,
Gravity.

Dear mustache,
One quick shave and you would be my perfect girl.
Sincerely,
Caterpillar kiss.

Dear copycat,
It's okay if you want to dress like me, I look good.
Sincerely,
Snazzily dressed man.