Dear friend of friend,
I don't need you either.
Sincerely,
Heartbroken. :(

Dear taken,
I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kiss you. I have a particular set of skills. Skills that make people like you fall in love.
Sincerely,
Neeson.

Dear pianist,
Lets make beautiful music together.
Sincerely,
Composer.

Dear Mumford,
You're okay, call me when you win a Grammy.
Sincerely,
Skrillex.

Dear taco enthusiast,
You're a little too old for me, and my height isn't really your business.
Sincerely,
Nachos.

Dear gorgeous,
You had your chance.
Sincerely,
Stunning.

Dear beauty,
We can make it work. We just have to try.
Sincerely,
beast.

Dear tall dark handsome,
You're a little bit creepy... I'd appreciate it if you didn't follow me around in the woods at night :/
But I'm falling for you anyway.
Sincerely,
Jackson.

Dear hair everywhere,
Hair. Everywhere.
Sincerely,
Harry.